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I got engaged. Last night while sitting on the beach I proposed to Quan Lee after only a two week courtship. I have been keeping this a secret from you all but now that she said yes, I am too bursting with joy not to tell!

I met Sung Lee on the boardwalk of Atlantic City, we talked all night and into the morning. I held her in my arms and we drifted off into slumber. When she whispered "No charge for happy ending, American Cowboy" I knew she would be mine forever.

Let me tell you about my little bit of Heaven. She's 45 years young and comes from the Philippines where she lived on a rice farm making sure that the ox was well tended to. She then realized her true calling was in the massage industry in the United States. After an easy 3 week boat ride in the cargo bay of an ocean liner she set up shop in Atlantic City about 30 years ago. She has taught me so much through her life. Even though she has a hobbled leg she does not let that stop her from walking up and down the boardwalk night after night. There isn't a communicable disease that she hasn't swore to fight. Not even the loss of all but the lower bottom back half of her teeth has made her feel like any less of a desirable human being.

She has two beautiful children that I can’t wait to see grow up as we have a family of our own. Her oldest son Wang is 21, has the cutest little smile. I plan on teaching him how to catch and throw a baseball like any good dad. Even though he is not my son by birth I am going to adopt him giving him the last name Sibley. Her youngest Egg Shen, is 17 and a little go getter. He got into a fight the other day and I sat him down and I gave him a stern talking to, at the end of the conversation he looked up at me and with his big blue eyes he said "me sorry, Daddy, me love you". Well let me tell you, it made me well up with tears and make me feel like Mike Brady must have the first time Marsha accepted him.

The ceremony will take place in Trenton, NJ on August 6th on the patch of grass between the White Castle and The Thunder Pussy lounge. Not only will I be the groom but I will also marry us at the same time. Little Egg Shen will be the ring bearer and we found him the cutest little tuxedo. Conveniently the reception will take place at the White castle and I don’t want to plan my own bachelor party but guys just call 609-thunderpussy to set something up.

I hope you can join me on the happiest day of my life!